ABOUT THIS HERE PINEAPPLE
Look, it's a pineapple! I mean, he's certainly excited about it, aren't you? He looks like he's ready to hit the beach or the cottage or the fire pit or whatever you want to go. And who wouldn't want to bring this fun guy along? What's not to love: yellow, smiling, looking for a good time. The only thing that would make him any better would be a little pair of sunglasses, to give him that complete summer-time vibe. Though perhaps that would dampen that enthusiastic look he's got going. Don't mess with a good thing, that's what I always say.
Our Pineapple is handmade of polymer clay and has got himself a nice tight tinfoil ball for insides. This makes him nice and light, though it also makes him inedible. You take what you get I guess, though that may help explain his exuberant outlook on things. I mean, if you thought you were destined to be a pina colada and learned that no one would eat you even if you were the last pineapple on earth, you might have a sunny outlook on things too. He's also got the Nugs logo stamped into his backside, so you'll always know who to thank for instilling him with a such a sunny outlook on life.
Please note your Pineapple will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Pineapple you receive and the Pineapple pictured here. But rest assured that your Pineapple will arrive looking for a good time!
Your Pineapple will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Pineapple order :)