ABOUT THE CHIHUAHUA PIG
This is the most annoying little oinker you will ever come across. "Oinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkooink!" all day long. Not only that, but her legs are so short she refuses to walk, so you need to carry her around in a purse, and if you don't have a purse, you need to go buy one. High maintenance!
She's made of polymer clay and has an aluminum foil core, which while making her lighter and less prone to breaks upon falling, it also amplifies her oink to the point of madness. Beware the Chihuahua Pig! But don't worry, we had a measure of revenge when we branded her backside with the Nugs logo.
Please note your Chihuahua Pig will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Chihuahua Pig you receive and the Chihuahua Pig pictured here. Rest assured that she will incessantly oink for the rest of its blessed little life.
Your Chihuahua Pig will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box she will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Chihuahua Pig order :)