ABOUT THE DISAPPOINTED NUG
This poor guy was all excited for when his tusks would grow in, but now look at what's gone and happened. They're coming right out his cheeks! This will not do at all, none of the babes are going to like him now. While he's understandably upset, he's still got a cute little belly button going for him. Also, while he's clearly upset, that big bottom lip just makes you want to pick him up and hug him and squeeze the life right out of him, right? No? Just me huh. Well, good thing I'm selling him then. Save the Disappointed Nug, before it's too late!
He's handmade of polymer clay, and has a tight little tin foil ball on the inside. Which is great, as that means he doesn't have a heart, which would no doubt be broken now from all of life's little disappointments. He's got the Nugs logo branded on his backside too, so you'll alway know who made him this way. Mwahahahaha!
Please note your Disappointed Nug will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Disappointed Nug you receive and the Disappointed Nug pictured here. No matter what, he will arrive decrying the state of supposedly-manly tusks.
Your Disappointed Nug will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Disappointed Nug order :)