ABOUT THE NINJA NUG ORNAMENT
A Ninja Nug for your Christmas tree!
Ninja Nug is calmly hanging there and is ready to rumble. Do ninjas rumble? They should be stealthy, and a stealthy rumble seems like a contradiction, if not an outright impossibility. Also, how stealthy can you be if your entire bottom-half is semi-rounded? The hook in his head may also be cumbersome. This is why those ninjas are such a mysterious and alluring bunch, they're just so amazingly amazing.
Ninja Nug is handmade of polymer clay, and he has a tightly packed ball of tinfoil for insides. This makes him nice and light, which is great for sneaking around, and makes him more likely to bounce than break should he ever take a tumble. But with all his training and discipline, that shouldn't be a problem.
He does have the Nugs logo on his belt, so if anyone should ask him "What clan are you from?" he can reply "NUGS CLAN!".
Should they then follow that up with a "How do you know this?" he'll say "IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE ON MY BELT!".
Please note your Ninja Nug ornament will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Ninja Nug you receive and the Ninja Nug pictured here. He'll certainly arrive trained with all kinds of deadly skills; he'll probably lose himself in your tree immediately and you'll never see him again.
Your Ninja Nug ornament will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures). You can also hang the velveteen pouch from your tree, so it's like a two-fer:)