ABOUT THE CONVENIENCE COW
Check it out, those wacky scientists have done it again! These cows now have easy access udders on their fronts. For all your milking convenience! It would have been nice if they had just figured out a way to get that milk out some other way. A handy spigot perhaps? Or just like some kind of hole you could dip your glass into... Gross! This is why I'm not on the Nugs development team.
This Convenience Cow is handmade of polymer clay and has a tight tin foil ball packed inside there. This makes her nice and light and much more likely to bounce than break if she's ever to take a tumble (I know I would, look at the size of those udders!). She's also got the Nugs logo branded into her backside because that's just what you do to cows.
Please note your Convenience Cow will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Convenience Cow you receive and the Convenience Cow pictured here. Rest assured that your Convenience Cow's udders will be both prominent and easily accessible.
Your Convenience Cow will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box she will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Convenience Cow order :)