ABOUT MR GORILLA
Gorilla is shocked. Stunned! Aghast? No, that's too strong. It looks like something most surprising has taken place right in front of him and he doesn't exactly approve, but he's doing his best not to mention it. Disconcerted. Perturbed! He's hoping that you pick up on his facial cues and just cut it out and never do it again, whatever it is that you were doing. Don't tell me! I'm with gorilla on this one, I just don't want to know.
This Gorilla is handmade out of polymer clay and has a tight ball of tinfoil for insides. This makes him nice and light and more likely to bounce than break when takes a tumble. Which is great! Because now you'll never have to confront that 800 pound gorilla in the room. He only weighs a couple grams. Three grams, tops. You'll need to get a scale too if you'd like to accurately assess his weight. Just don't tell him what it is! He may develop a complex.
Please note your Gorilla will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Gorilla you receive and the Gorilla pictured here. Rest assured he will arrive with some kind of amazed/puzzled/indiscernible expression on his face.
Your Gorilla will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Gorilla order :)