ABOUT THE AAAAAAAAVOCADO!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the AAAAAAAAVOCADO! It's ever so satisfying to say. Go ahead, say it out loud. You won't regret it, not ever. Is he screaming because half of it's body been cut away? Is he excited to see you? Is he standing with mouth agape due to some amazing event? Does he just have a really big mouth? I have no idea! You'll have to ask him after you buy him.
This Aaaaaaavocado is handmade of polymer clay and has a tin foil ball for insides. This makes him nice and light, and more likely to bounce than break if he ever falls off the table. This also means he's not edible, so don't try to mix him into any tasty salads or yummy dips or delicious sandwiches whatever else you do with avocados. He's also got the Nugs logo stamped into his backside, so you'll know whose field he grew on.
Please note your Aaaaaaavocado will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Aaaaaaavocado you receive and the Aaaaaaavocado pictured here. She will definitely arrive with mouth fully agape.
Your Aaaaaaavocado will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box she will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Aaaaaaavocado order :)