ABOUT THE BANANA NUG
Banana Nug has grown tired of people trying to peel off his skin, so he's gone ahead and grown himself some teeth. Now he tells folks "If you're gonna take a bite out of me, I'm gonna take a bite out of you!". This only seems fair.
He's got a whole bunch of tin foil packed into him, so he's fairly light and more likely to bounce than break completely if you drop him. But don't do it! Banana Nug is not particularly fond of dropping, so it's best not to. He may bite! The Nugs logo is tattooed to his backside there, so at least you'll know who to contact in case of mysterious tiny teeth marks all over your body.
Please note your Banana Nug will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Banana Nug you receive and the Banana Nug pictured here. Rest assured that he will arrive ready to bite the hand that attempts to feed on him.
Your Banana Nug will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Banana Nug order :)