ABOUT THE CYBER TURKEY
Just in time for Christmas (or super early or late, depending on when you're reading this) it's the Cyber Turkey! For the 21st century kind of Christmas dinner, you will be able to eat your turkey with a side of technology. With eyes and teeth intact for conversation starters around the table, and a handy little bum crack ready for stuffing, no holiday meal is complete without this tiny little turkey.
He's made of polymer clay and aluminum foil though, so don't really eat him please. Although he is made nice and smooth, so he'll go down easy and come out easy too. He's also been branded with the Nugs seal of freshness, so you know it's not our fault when you get super sick from eating him.
Please note your Cyber Turkey will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Cyber Turkey you receive and the Cyber Turkey pictured here. Rest assured he will have wifi connectivity! (not really, that is another joke of mine)
Your Cyber Turkey will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box she will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Cyber Turkey order :)