ABOUT STICK OF BUTTER
Stick of Butter's got to hit the gym as there's too much cholesterol in his system, a prospect he's not particularly enthused with. He was telling me that he received some distressing news from the doctor today, but never did we imagine he'd have to do anything so drastic as work out. Poor Stick of Butter! It's not even New Years or anything. At least he looks awesome in his purple headband. He'll be the most fashionable stick of butter in the gym!
It's a good thing he didn't get an x-ray as well as he's got a tin foil armature in there. Who knows what the doctor would have prescribed for such a condition! Stick of Butter has also been branded with the Nugs logo on his butt, so you'll always know which creamery he came from. Although we don't really have a creamery in the shop. More like a table. You'll always know he came from the Nugs table.
Please note your Stick of Butter will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Stick of Butter you receive and the Stick of Butter pictured here. No matter what though, he will arrive completely unenthusiastic at the prospect of hitting the gym.
Your Stick of Butter will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Stick of Butter order :)