ABOUT CHEF CHEF
This is Chef Chef. He loves being a chef so much he changed his name to Chef. He's not stressed out or anything but it's just that there's a million things to do and know one knows how to do them right and the new guy is running late and it's Friday night and and and... And! He's got the best mustache you've ever seen. Look a that thing! Pretty sure half the reason anyone comes to his restaurant is so they can be in the presence of true majesty. Hopefully some of it doesn't end up in the soup.
Chef Chef is handmade of polymer clay and has a tight tinfoil ball for insides. Maybe more of an elongated oval than a ball, but it's definitely tightly packed and makes him nice and light to hopefully avoid unnecessary breaks should he ever take a tumble. Chef Chef also has the Nugs logo tattooed to his backside, so you'll always know where he got his training.
Please note your Chef Chef will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Chef Chef you receive and the Chef Chef pictured here. Without a doubt though, he will arrive sporting a mustache that wouldn't pass health code regulations anywhere in this century.
Your Chef Chef will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Chef Chef order :)