ABOUT SANTA PORPOISE
Santa Porpoise has a song! It goes like this (please sing to the tune of Santa Baby, preferably a tad off-key):
"Santa Porpoise, Jumped out of the sea to wish you, Merry Christmas! Dee da dee da deedle dee dee"
It is a very short song. But then again, Santa Porpoise is a very short guy. I mean, he's only about an inch and a half tall.
In any case, this Santa Porpoise is stuffed with tin foil instead of presents, so if you were hoping for a two-fer, you've come to the wrong place. If you came looking for the cutest Santa in the sea (or jumped-out-of-the-sea), then hooray! This is exactly where you want to be. Santa Porpoise also has the Nugs logo stamped into his red suit there, which would be weird if it was fabric, but it's cooked polymer clay so we can do that kind of thing.
Please note your Santa Porpoise will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Santa Porpoise you receive and the Santa Porpoise pictured here. Rest assured that though he may have just jumped out of the sea, he will not arrive smelling of low tide.
Your Santa Porpoise will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Santa Porpoise order :)