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Cannibalistic Fruit Ornament
Cannibalistic Fruit Ornament
Cannibalistic Fruit Ornament
Cannibalistic Fruit Ornament
Cannibalistic Fruit Ornament
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Cannibalistic Fruit Ornament

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ABOUT THE CANNIBALISTIC FRUIT ORNAMENT

A Cannibalistic Fruit for your Christmas tree!

But what is this, a fruit? Eating another fruit?!? How could he!!! What a frightful thing, a fruit should really know better. Especially eating a poor old banana, those guys are always getting picked on (and picked off, of trees that is). That was a bad joke. Is that even a joke? A pointless observation perhaps. And why is this orange opening his mouth so wide anyways? That banana's no bigger than one of his teeth. He's as likely to bite his own hand if he's not careful. Wouldn't that be some sweet justice, then he would be a true cannibal. Self-cannibalized! Not my choice of ways to go, that's for sure. Is it even possible? At what point would one cease to be able to consume oneself? Perhaps this is not the venue to ponder such scenarios.

In any case, the Cannibalistic Fruit is handmade of polymer clay and has a tight tin foil ball inside him. This means he's nice and light and more likely to bounce than break should that banana put up a fight. If only the banana had teeth with which to defend himself... Cannibalistic Fruit has the Nugs logo branded into back, so you'll know from which orchard this monster came from.

Please note your Cannibalistic Fruit will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Cannibalistic Fruit you receive and the Cannibalistic Fruit pictured here. Rest assured that he will arrive with cannibalistic tendencies.

Your Cannibalistic Fruit will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures). You can also hang the velveteen pouch from your tree, so it's like a two-fer:)