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Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
Garberator
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Garberator

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ABOUT THE GARBERATOR

You need to be aware around the Garberator, especially of your fingers. Those chompers may shred them right down to the bone! BZZZZZZZZ! That's more of a bee sound, but it is also a Garberator sound. Perhaps they are in some way related. You can always bring your Garberator down with you to the local hive, see what happens. Will it be a family reunion, or a complete slaughter? Who knows? I certainly don't. Pick up your Garberator today and do a little research why don't ya? Sounds like a fun Christmas activity to me.

In any case, the Garberator is stuffed with tightly packed tin foil, which would actually preclude him from ever being stung as it is well known that bees hate anything stuffed with tin foil. What's that? You didn't know that? Sounds like you have lots of research to get into this Christmas. Garberator has also been branded with the Nugs logo, so when you find yourself up to your eyeballs in bee books this winter, you'll know who to thank.

Please note your Garberator will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Garberator you receive and the Garberator pictured here. Rest assured he will not be a bee.

Your Garberator will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Garberator order :)