ABOUT THE LACK-A-FACE
The Lack-a-Face had an accident with an industrial sand blaster, and he just managed to close his eyes before all of his facial features were blown clean off. Luckily, he was able to locate his hat after the carnage. "My face! My beautiful Face!" is what he would have screamed had he still had a mouth, which he didn't, because the sand blaster took care of that. Be careful around power tools kids!
He's still got that ball of tightly packed tin foil inside him, so at least he still nice and light and more likely to bounce that break should he find himself in another dicey situation. Stay safe Lack-a-Face! He's also got the Nugs logo tattooed on his butt, so should you decide to file a claim with the workers safety board, you'll always know where he worked when the unfortunate accident occurred. I personally think he looks better this way, but perhaps that is best left to a judge to decide.
Please note your Lack-a-Face will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Lack-a-Face you receive and the Lack-a-Face pictured here. To be sure he will arrive without much in the way of facial features, but he will most certainly be sporting his little cap at a jaunty angle.
Your Lack-a-Face will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Lack-a-Face order :)