ABOUT SWAMP DUDE
Check out Swamp Dude and his mossy moss face. So gross! I was originally going to call him Teenage Nug, but it was perhaps a tad too mean spirited. He certainly looks like he's keeping some kind of secret though. Is it his face? His giant teeth? Something deeper and darker, such as a love of raw ramen noodles? Please tell us Swamp Dude!
Swamp Dude was handmade with my own two hands out of polymer clay. He's got a tight ball of tin foil for insides, which makes him nice and light and more likely to bounce than break when he inevitably hits the ground. He's got the Nugs logo stamped into his backside as well, so you'll always know which swamp he squished out of.
Please note your Swamp Dude will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between your Swamp Dude and the Swamp Dude pictured here. Rest assured that your Swamp Dude will set off anyone with trypophobia who comes within visual range.
Your Swamp Dude will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Swamp Dude order :)