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Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
Germanic Woodsman
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Germanic Woodsman

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ABOUT THE GERMANIC WOODSMAN

This little Germanic Woodsman is going to cut down all your trees without your permission. He's all like "I can get a 40ft board out of zat tree!" I wasn't even aware that 40 foot boards was a going measurement for tree lengths, but that just shows how much I know. With an authoritative moustache like that, he could tell me anything and I'd believe him.

The Germanic Woodsman is handmade of polymer clay with a tight tin foil ball for insides. This makes him nice and light, and more likely to bounce than break should be fall from that 40 foot height. Well, 40 feet might be a bit high, he is most likely to perish under such circumstances. He's more suited to counter-height drops. In any case, he's got the Nugs logo emblazoned on his belt, so you'll always be able to identify the remains.

Please note your Germanic Woodsman will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Germanic Woodsman you receive and the Germanic Woodsman pictured here. Rest assured that none of your trees will be safe with him in your home.

Your Germanic Woodsman will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Germanic Woodsman order :)