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Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
Headless Ned
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Headless Ned

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ABOUT HEADLESS NED

Headless Ned has had his head chopped off, but he hangs onto it in the hopes that medical technology will some day advance to the point where they can re-attach it for him. You know that day is coming soon! Keep those hopes up Ned. He's got some real fine detail on his neck where his head used to be attached. Two tones of neck-meat and a spinal column. That's the cleanest decapitation I've ever seen, if I do say so myself. Not only that, but his head glows in the dark so if he drops it in the woods somewhere he'll always be able to track it down.

Headless Ned is handmade out of polymer clay. He's also got a body stuffed with tin foil, so he's pretty light and is more likely to bounce than break. We wouldn't want to further endanger poor ol' Ned's health. He's got the Nugs logo stamped into his backside, so you'll always know who's handy decapitating work you're looking at.

Please note that your Headless Ned will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Headless Ned you receive and the Headless Ned pictured here. Rest assured that, no matter what, he shall be headless.

Your Headless Ned will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Headless Ned order :)