ABOUT THE RHINO NUG
Rhino Nug is so great I wrote him into a book (a book which, I just realized, is not available here in our little store...hmmm...). Well anyways, here's the bit about the Rhino Nugs for those of you who don't own a copy of The Circle of Commerce: "By contrast the Rhinos were hearty and fierce! If they could grow ears they'd most likely be pierced, And when they get hungry more often than not, They just stick their tongue up their nose and eat snot." Which is very apt as it's now April and I don't know about you guys, but my sleeves are totally covered in grossness due to wiping what I should have been licking! That is gross.
This Rhino Nug is handmade of polymer clay and has a tin foil ball inside him that makes him nice and light and also means that no snot will ever come pouring out of those little nostrils. He's also got the Nugs logo emblazoned on his backside so you'll know where he learned those terrible manners of his.
Please note your Rhino Nug will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Rhino Nug you receive and the Rhino Nug pictured here. He will for sure arrive with a distinct lack of table manners, of that I can assure you.
Your Rhino Nug will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Rhino Nug order :)