ABOUT THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE MAGNET
A little Vegetarian Zombie for your refrigerator door! Or for any other metallic surface you may have laying about, as long as it's not stainless steel of course. That stuff and magnets just don't get along at all.
This zombie, unlike regular zombies, is a vegetarian. This of course means he is on the hunt for grains. "GRAAAAAAAINNNNNNSSSSS!" To increase his creepiness we've also gone and given him glow in the dark eyes and teeth. Your breads will never be safe again!
Unfortunately for him he's made of polymer clay, has a 3/4 inch magnet embedded in his back, and has a large tin foil ball stuffed inside him, so there's no room for veggies of any kind and no way for him to open his mouth in any case. Poor Vegetarian Zombie! This does make him nice and light and more likely to bounce than break when he goes off in search of a midnight snack. He's got the Nugs logo tattooed to his backside though, so at least he'll always know which cruel masters made him in such a way.
Please note your Vegetarian Zombie magnet will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Vegetarian Zombie you receive and the Vegetarian Zombie pictured here. He will certainly arrive with bloody gums.
Your Vegetarian Zombie will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures). The Vegetarian Zombie magnet is nice and strong too! It will do a great job of holding your favourite documents up on the fridge. And his glowing eyes and teeth will guide you to the fridge when the power goes out. Gotta eat that ice cream before the dinos show up!