ABOUT THE YETI ORNAMENT
A Yeti for your Christmas tree!
The Yeti is real. Not only is he real, but he's keepin' it real too. This guy's got street cred, which is impressive as most of the world does not even believe that he exists. How does the street know of him anyways? And don't Yetis live in the Himalayas? Do they have even have streets on which you can have cred on up in them mountains? Perplexing.
Well, at least we know that he is handmade of polymer clay with a tightly wrapped tin foil ball inside him. It keeps him nice and light, so he's less likely to break when he hits those aforementioned streets. Now that's impressive, far more impressive than a cosmetic gold tooth in my books. Not that my books count for much, they don't have very much cred beyond the confines of my room... Anyways, he's got the Nugs logo branded on his backside, which is kind of like a tatoo, only more painful. And therefore more cred-ful...? Ugh... that's pretty bad. We need to find a new copy editor here at Team Nugs.
Please note your Yeti will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Yeti you receive and the Yeti pictured here. His tooth though, I can assure you, will be gold. Well, yellow clay anyways. Looks like gold though, right?
Your Yeti will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures). You can also hang the velveteen pouch from your tree, so it's like a two-fer:)